In order To see the funk dog writing you will have to download these  fonts.  If you do not have them then you will only see the page in Times New Roman or something crap, which is shit compared to these fonts.  They are zipz so just download them and unzip to your fonts directory then your laughing.

This is the Official PorSword Homepage.  Have a look around and click ya buttons on some stuff and maybe something will happen.

DONT TAYK ENY NOTISS OV THE SPELING ON THISS PAYJ. COZ I AM PRITTY BAD AT INGLISH!!!

26/9/19999999 - Well i see this page is popular. Pehhhdfff!! Anyway SIGN OUR BLOODY GUESTBOOK YA MONGRELS (or something) Its that big ass picture down the bottom. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSE!

29/8/yesterday - I just put a tune on the music page, it isn't a PorkSword song but i just thought i'd put it there. P.S if you want to see something funny type in out.htm it's funny.

22/8/dot - I have whacked some new picies up so have a squiz!!

19/8/1276 - I've got me hands on some pictures of the band in action at a HUGE gig. I will endevour to whack them up as soon as. They might be dressed in funny clothes but take no notice of that. Peace Out, Huge

I am only new to making homepages and stuff so don't laugh at the SHITNESS of these pages cos its not my fault

People Have Porked Their Swords Here Since 1/6/1654

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